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Awkward Pop Songs

by JANK

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released November 10, 2015

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Track Name: Ouran Highschool Toast Club
Sharp lances school dances sharp lances school dances
I am not tall enough to ride
Stratego libido stratego libido
When will I take Finland in this game of risk?

Everything is a bummer, and summer will not bring me slumber
And I don't care if your ampeg 8x10 is from 1973
Maybe if you kissed me less on the forehead I could answer you
But maybe we're both meant to wear the costume

Maybe I'm just walkin into houses made of bread, isn't it sad?
Bring Shia down and make me into a waterbed
Just rest your head on my pancreas-ississippi christian born again
Into the wild without a tiger child
Sorry if you still don't get it, try to change the channel with it
Track Name: Wut I Liek Abt U
I kinda feel a bit salty coming out of your mouth, of your mouth
And you could use a new tooth brush scrub it out, loud and proud
And I don't care if you're angry, suck it up, suck it up, before you blow

Tell me you're favorite kind of dinosaur
So we can reenact their deaths
Or we can play 20 questions in different rooms
or whatever you wanna do
Track Name: Racecar Bed (Ft. Yung Goth Boi)
The way I see it in my head
sinking into a race car bed
I can see your words just slip right into your beer
But maybe I can catch you sometime this year

And I'm wasting time, worrying about who I can really count on
And picking up a book is so goddamn straining on my eyes
Cuz I'm not reading for me, I'm reading for you

And I can see you sideways
Track Name: Caitlyn
And I was wondering if you would come over and play, some Katamari
we could sit around and look at the clouds
and remember when we were thirteen
Pig pen where are you going?
There's still so much to see
and maybe if we're lucky we can stay up late and watch tv

You're not real, but you're something
You're not real, but you're everything
Fuck

Oh caitlyn you're something
Oh caitlyn you're something
Looking down at me because you're so goddamn tall

Oh caitlyn you're nothing
Oh caitlyn you're nothing
because you're an imaginary dog

Oh caitlyn you're something
Oh caitlyn you're nothing
Because when I'm with you
Because when I'm with you
Because when I'm with you I feel alive

Oh caitlyn you're something
Oh caitlyn you're nothing

You're not real but you're something
You're not real but you're everything

You're not real
Track Name: J A N K !
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey
don't let mother see you taking
every single piece of broccoli
say hello to Mephistopheles

This is a rip off of a title fight song

Could you spare some change? My uncle is in the hospital, underwater

*incomprehensible screaming*

Ooooooo
Track Name: The Hat Store
It starts with
One thing I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when...

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so (far)
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end

You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when...

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
Track Name: Kentucky Castle
Moving through the slipstream
there go my groceries
moving through the void
making my children paranoid

call me gyarados just come and find me, unwind me
make me comatose in your diary

don't try to unfuck what you've already fucked cuz ya know it's already in perpetual hell, you're alright, you're okay, cuz no matter how much you fuck up, you'll get drunk at the end of the day.

In the pit of my stomach, I feel at home here, I feel at home here
Track Name: Spilt to Bill
Wakin' in a sea of pills
waitin' for the mother krill to eat me up alive
and if you don't like Built to Spill
then I don't fuck with you or anyone you know

And be sure you packed your conscience before you go swimming in a sea of bad decisions

And bring lots of your compassion because you won't have any left when you hit the bottom

Mother always said god loved me, but I couldn't see how he could even stand me

We're all abandoned and destroyed on an island of misfit toys, where are you Anthony Sanders??

Just come fight me
As long as I'm home for dinner
Just come fight me
What's the point of a winner?
Track Name: \/\/eed is Tight
Weed is tight
Weed is tight
Weed is tight
Weed is tight
Weed is tight
Weed is tight
Track Name: Vin Decent
Your saetia is wasted
i'm coming, my little alien

Get back in your ship
Before they put you in
They have no common sense
My sweet alien

Come beam me up now
Just come and beam me up now