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Awkward Pop Songs

by JANK

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Sharp lances school dances sharp lances school dances I am not tall enough to ride Stratego libido stratego libido When will I take Finland in this game of risk? Everything is a bummer, and summer will not bring me slumber And I don't care if your ampeg 8x10 is from 1973 Maybe if you kissed me less on the forehead I could answer you But maybe we're both meant to wear the costume Maybe I'm just walkin into houses made of bread, isn't it sad? Bring Shia down and make me into a waterbed Just rest your head on my pancreas-ississippi christian born again Into the wild without a tiger child Sorry if you still don't get it, try to change the channel with it
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I kinda feel a bit salty coming out of your mouth, of your mouth And you could use a new tooth brush scrub it out, loud and proud And I don't care if you're angry, suck it up, suck it up, before you blow Tell me you're favorite kind of dinosaur So we can reenact their deaths Or we can play 20 questions in different rooms or whatever you wanna do
3.
The way I see it in my head sinking into a race car bed I can see your words just slip right into your beer But maybe I can catch you sometime this year And I'm wasting time, worrying about who I can really count on And picking up a book is so goddamn straining on my eyes Cuz I'm not reading for me, I'm reading for you And I can see you sideways
4.
Caitlyn 04:40
And I was wondering if you would come over and play, some Katamari we could sit around and look at the clouds and remember when we were thirteen Pig pen where are you going? There's still so much to see and maybe if we're lucky we can stay up late and watch tv You're not real, but you're something You're not real, but you're everything Fuck Oh caitlyn you're something Oh caitlyn you're something Looking down at me because you're so goddamn tall Oh caitlyn you're nothing Oh caitlyn you're nothing because you're an imaginary dog Oh caitlyn you're something Oh caitlyn you're nothing Because when I'm with you Because when I'm with you Because when I'm with you I feel alive Oh caitlyn you're something Oh caitlyn you're nothing You're not real but you're something You're not real but you're everything You're not real
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J A N K ! 04:01
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey don't let mother see you taking every single piece of broccoli say hello to Mephistopheles This is a rip off of a title fight song Could you spare some change? My uncle is in the hospital, underwater *incomprehensible screaming* Ooooooo
7.
It starts with One thing I don't know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It’s so unreal Didn’t look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on but didn’t even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when... I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter One thing, I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I’m surprised it got so (far) Things aren’t the way they were before You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me In the end You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when... I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn’t even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn’t even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There’s only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There’s only one thing you should know I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn’t even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn’t even matter
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Moving through the slipstream there go my groceries moving through the void making my children paranoid call me gyarados just come and find me, unwind me make me comatose in your diary don't try to unfuck what you've already fucked cuz ya know it's already in perpetual hell, you're alright, you're okay, cuz no matter how much you fuck up, you'll get drunk at the end of the day. In the pit of my stomach, I feel at home here, I feel at home here
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Wakin' in a sea of pills waitin' for the mother krill to eat me up alive and if you don't like Built to Spill then I don't fuck with you or anyone you know And be sure you packed your conscience before you go swimming in a sea of bad decisions And bring lots of your compassion because you won't have any left when you hit the bottom Mother always said god loved me, but I couldn't see how he could even stand me We're all abandoned and destroyed on an island of misfit toys, where are you Anthony Sanders?? Just come fight me As long as I'm home for dinner Just come fight me What's the point of a winner?
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Weed is tight Weed is tight Weed is tight Weed is tight Weed is tight Weed is tight
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Vin Decent 03:38
Your saetia is wasted i'm coming, my little alien Get back in your ship Before they put you in They have no common sense My sweet alien Come beam me up now Just come and beam me up now

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released November 10, 2015

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